Seems like it was just last week I was complaining that the garden wasn't fruiting fast enough. Turns out we had this monstrosity growing right underneath our noses.
Allow me to just nip the comments in the bud by saying I am more than aware of what it looks like...a giant unicorn horn of course!
I was nervous that it would be old and bitter. But when I cut it open the seeds were just barely starting to develop. It made a delicious cucumber salad.