If I die on my bike....
It will probably be on Elston, where the bike lane is but a passing lane to all those assholes who simply must get in front of the car in front of them.
If I get severely maimed on my bike....
It will probably be downtown, quite possibly on the stretch of Clark before you cross Wacker. Or maybe anywhere on Randolph between the Lake and Wells.
If it happens in the morning...
I will be surprised. Because there are less cars in the morning, and therefore less chances of death or maiming.
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Ummmm, sorry. I'm one of those assholes on Elston periodically. I never cut off bikes though!!
Stories like these are why I never biked in Chicago!! Wear your helmet motherrocker :(
At the very lieast this should beocme the basis for some short of rage song for the band!
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