Friday, May 11, 2007

Toddler humor

Everyone who has a kid should read this:

Today we played a fun game where I tried to guess what kind of food she would eat (she has eaten very, very little since contracting the dreaded pink eye, so I was a little - okay, a lot - more pandering to her desires than I would normally be), and she threw everything I gave her on the floor and said, All Done.

J: All done cookie. *crash* All done chee (cheese). *splat* All done raisa (raisin). *clatter* All done drink. *clunk*
Me: *high pitched, manic voice* Well, what do you want??!!
J: *pause* Mo? *in a sing-song voice* mo chee? mo cookie? mo raisa?
Me: *silently jumps out window*

3 comments:

Pulisha said...

Hee hee, I've been quoted. I'm famous!! ;)

Lakeview Coffee Joe said...

Ha!! That'll teach you to reproduce! Pink eye, that's really contagious isn't it? Be careful.

alexis said...

hahah I missed the first sentence and thought, oh no all my toddler nieces have pink eye now!